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RFK/Worm 2024 (uncensored)

RFK/Worm 2024 (uncensored)

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Crossing over the aisle and the blood brain barrier! Show your support for 2024's political nepo-baby candidate holding down the independent vote with this commemorative t-shirt. Ask yourself, what was so important in RFK's brain that a worm needed to go in there and take a bite? Regardless, they move in lockstep in the race for the White House.

This uncensored version depicts the tragic end of the worm. Even though it worked its way from the ground to the brain of RFK, it was so miserable in its new home it took its own life. Rest in power, Worm. We commend you for your honorable, yet brief, service. 

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝
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